Zac Attacks Himself

Okay, so here's the dealeo about this picture of Zac Efron in Sydney with his hand down his pants. He's on his phone, he's looking at his iPad, and he has his hand on his junk. This is the classic pose of someone who is online getting a hookup and talking to said hook up on the phone. I'm not going to tell you how I know all this, but no one does that for that long if they're not talking to a jump off. And if what we hear about Zac, that he likes the boys, I can only imagine what's on that iPad and on the phone...